April 2009
45 posts
March 2009
23 posts
Me: I am working my ass off for this
Me: ...how does that work if you've never really had an ass...?
G: you're working off the upper thigh
Me: That can't be good!
G: yeah
G: take it easy big guy
Me: I just don't like to shave. *shrug*
Me: I look so young without my beard
Fritz: yeah, you look like cougar bait without your beard
Me: HAHAHAHA
Fritz: Ben, you're one of the funniest people I know -- and the reason is simple; the more you find life funny, the funnier people find you
Me: Really?
Me: I do find life to be the best joke!
I lead a ridiculous existance... →
WatchWhat is it?! What is in the box?!
Life is patience. No matter how impatient one may get, there is no force that can move time. This would explain why we often think of Life as a suborn bitch. I am really anxious for change. However, I have to wait each day out. I have to exercise what little patience I hold.
You’d think the son of a geologist would understand the time consuming process change requires. Making infinitely...
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PDFs
boss: Can you ABBYY them? Or would that take too much time?
me: ABBYY, WTF?!
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Queens of the Stone Age - Sick, Sick, Sick
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hrrrthrrr:
[ sleepy tigers….her space holiday ]
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I was informed yesterday, during a meeting with my bosses, that the grant money supporting my projects is about to dry up. Boy-howdy! I’m going to be out of a job at the end of April. I’m none too worried! Just need to start looking for a new job!
Anyone looking to hire a XHTML/CSS/JavaScript/PHP specialist? I shower daily and floss at least once a week! Not to mention, I’m...
WatchThis song has been one of the few things getting me threw some tougher times…
